Rambles: Archive

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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It's called scare tactics.

lesprit-de-escalier: You keep on using Missing-E. Your privacy isn’t at stake. Tumblr is just being a little bitch.

Dec 31st

The Gospel According to St. Bastard: cesaret: “You... →

cesaret: “You are unacceptable!” Tumblr yelled, giving Missing E a firm shove. “What are you doing, I thought we were…” Missing E cried, both unable to resist the abuse and compatibility with its love, the one who gave it meaning and purpose. “I thought I could take it, but you slow me…

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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I love Psychonauts

Raz: I am baking a pie.
Housewife G-Man: I hope you are not trying to steal my husband. Tramp.
Housewife G-Man: When my husband drinks excessively, I use this rolling pin to beat him, but we are still very much in love.
Housewife G-Man: Although over time, my husband will desire me less sexually, he will always enjoy my pies.
Road Crew G-Man: Look at that woman's breasts. They are large.
Assassin G-Man: They got Freddy. Poor Freddy. He was such a good secret agent. I mean assassin.
Gardener G-Man: Plants need water poured on them, because they have no hands to hold glasses of water.
Grieving Widow G-Man: The dead people are underground. And I have brought flowers because... I am sad.

Dec 30th

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